Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
But lately I've been feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
And she stands beneath the mistletoe 
Stable Song lyrics


Time for the final bout.
Rows of deserted houses..
All our stable mates are highway bound.
screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee?
CHORUS
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed hi
1st Song lyrics

You want me to give a show 
Well i don't really want to 
You want me to impress
Well I don't re
 once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I whish he would go
He's breaking up my home
She always had this twisted side to her
But she'd never drag my name around town
But lately she's been hu
Why Don't You Kiss Her lyrics


Were the best of friends
And we share our secrets 
She knows everything that is on my mind
ming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around
Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear
CHORUS
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