"This recording, is a collection
	 of unintended indiscretions before microphone"

"Oh who locked the door?"
	"A hard man is good to find."
"Open the door!"
	"The principles.. of friction"

[Nice]	This feeling's a function, so step to this
[Serch]	Ain't the average boys who do this
[Nice]	Door is opened, to office summoned
[Serch] Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")
[Nice]	Reception warm, not a handshake
	My hands shook, barrier's about to break
[Serch]	She was seated, legs long and slammin
[Nice]	Oval office opened, so let's begin!
	Push my point across, firmly
[Serch]	Core proposal
[Nice]	Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
	I serve you with motion
	and doors open wider, coast in
[Serch]	Secretary said, "Put Serch on line two..
	Yo, put him on hold!"

"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 4X)

* [MC Serch] - speaking in background *
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off
Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in
Yo,
Alone With You lyrics

Everyday
I'm alone with you
You know that's the only way I get high
My load is light when you shine on through to me
My soul you touch by and by
So all I want is to leave you something
That youalways remember your life through
My soul you touch when I'm here with you
you know that today you're gonna see
What I say is true
It's just every little thing you do
and I feel that we could touch the sky
Yes every little thing you do
and you know what I say is true
My soul you help to shine on
 yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, you're not dickin on me
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin
Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!

[Serch]	The meeting rotates
[Nice]	Mockneck or cactus?
	"They got my head boss.."
[BOTH]	She attacked us!
[Nice]	With a treaty for disarmament
[Serch]	We signed
[Nice]	Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright alright alright..")
	So I disarmed
[Serch]	And I poured the Scotch
	And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
	("Oh my goodness!")
[Nice]	Yeah, I reckon
	You keep minutes, I'll let you get second
	Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
	Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
[Serch]	Lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue
[Nice]	The Oval Office work is never done!
[Serch]	Never done!

"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)

* [MC Serch] - [Pete Nice] speaking in background *
Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?
	Nah man
It was you that did it!
	Filet of sole on the Oval Office 
	on a peanut butter leg
Yo..
	She 
Signpost lyrics


Give them reasons why 
Fuck the real reasons 
I was crucified 
Still the wrong season 

Now you're looking for a signpost that takes you to home 
Now you're looking for a signpost 
Signposted 

Tell them out of luck 
Jack the rap table 
I don't give a fuck 
Wrack the room fables 

Now you're looking for a signpost that takes you to home 
Now you're looking for a signpost 
Signposted 

Back in Disney Land 
Cast away island 
Still ca
got down to my knees and it spread!

"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)

[Nice]	G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
	The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet
[Serch]	Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
[Nice]	Serch said
[Serch]	Prime, let's do the three the hard way!
[Nice]	And knockin like we're knockin
[Serch]	BOOTS!
	The office flooded with the sex check suits
	Deploy missiles of the MX variety
[Nice]	Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
[Serch]	I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
	* woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh" *
	And in the Oval Office
[Nice]	Finally peace!
	Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
[Serch]	What's the Oval Office?
[Nice]	Our permanent residence!
[Serch]	Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
[Nice]	Aiyyo Bush!
[Serch]	We're audi like Elvis!

	Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
	You're finally in there, for the first time man!
"Victims of these classic boners.."
	Yo move that thick body of yours
	Move that thick white body!
"Victims of these 
I Don't Want The Night To End lyrics

Oh mommy mommy
Oh mommy mommy, yeah
I stood too near the gaslight
And I cried
The dirty city mist
Had seeped too deep inside
It took me on some kind
Of heady ride
They told me Charlie Parker died
And I don't want the night to end
And I don't want the night to end
Oh daddy daddy
Oh daddy daddy
Waiting half my life
On platforms underground
The other half I wasted
As a desperate clown
My problem now is
That you're not around
In dark delicious dreams of you
I'll drown
And I don't want the
classic boners.."

[MC Serch]
Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!
I've got the woody!
I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head
	"Victims of these classic boners.."
I can feel it!  You gotta understand see
	"Victims of these classic boners.."
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
There's too much butt-waxin, no --
there's too much vaseline usage
There's too much KY jelly
Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN
You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
I'm a great man, you're a flabber man

Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard Rob never got the wood
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
And I heard Seth Lover?  He got the WRONG woodie
He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
Aiyyo I'm goin home man; I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)
I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*